[Editorial]

The Wasp/June 26, 1886
The Wasp/July 3, 1886
The Wasp/July 10, 1886
The Wasp/July 17, 1886

​The Wasp/July 24, 1886

The Wasp/July 31, 1886
The Wasp/August 7, 1886
The Wasp/August 14, 1886


​​The Devil's Dictionary
The Wasp/August 14, 1886

[Editorial]
The Wasp/August 21, 1886​


Why Men Don't Marry
The Wasp/August 21, 1886​

[Editorial]
The Wasp/September 4, 1886

​The Wasp/September 18, 1886

The Wasp/October 9, 1886

​The Wasp/October 16, 1886

The Wasp/October 23, 1886


​Our National Joke

The Wasp/October 23, 1886


1887


A Caution to Prophets

San Francisco Examiner/February 20, 1887


1888


Prattle
San Francisco Examiner/January 1, 1888


1889


One Kind of Coroner
San Francisco Examiner/September 4, 1889

Prattle
San Francisco Examiner/September 8, 1889

Concerning Desertion
San Francisco Examiner/September 9, 1889

Fatlings of the Flock​
San Francisco Examiner/September 15, 1889

As We See Ourselves
San Francisco Examiner/September 15, 1889

Prattle
San Francisco Examiner/September 15, 1889
San Francisco Examiner/September 22, 1889

1895


The Prevailing Corsican: On Napoleon
​San Francisco Examiner. April 21, 1895

1896


Bierce on the Funding Bill
San Francisco Examiner/February 1, 1896

Huntington Lying in His Last Ditch
San Francisco Examiner/February 2, 1896

Huntington's Methods Almost Beyond Belief
San Francisco Examiner/February 3, 1896

Its Shameless Work Goes On
San Francisco Examiner/February 6, 1896

Mr. Huntington On the Grill
San Francisco Examiner/February 9, 1896

Huntington Must Take the Oath
San Francisco Examiner/February 14, 1896


His Deal With Pacific Mail
San Francisco Examiner/February 15, 1896

Huntington Under Morgan's Lash
San Francisco Examiner/February 18, 1896

Huntington's Great Rage
San Francisco Examiner/February 19, 1896


Enlists in the People's Cause
San Francisco Examiner/February 20, 1896


Says Hopkins Knew It All

San Francisco Examiner/February 21, 1896


Morgan to Offer His Own Measure

San Francisco Examiner/February 22, 1896


California Wins Eastern Friends

San Francisco Examiner/February 25, 1896


1898


Joaquin Miller on Joaquin Miller

San Francisco Examiner/January 30, 1898

If I Were Mayor Phelan

San Francisco Examiner/February 6, 1898

Commercial Retaliation

San Francisco Examiner/February 12, 1898


A Man of Genius

San Francisco Examiner/February 13, 1898


Dogs for the Klondike
San Francisco Examiner/February 14, 1898


De Lomer than De Lome

San Francisco Examiner/February 20, 1898


An Innovation

San Francisco Examiner/February 28, 1898

Letter From a Dead Sailor
Transcribed by Ambrose Bierce

​S
an Francisco Examiner/April 3, 1898


A Word of Warning

San Francisco Examiner/April 10, 1898


The Seamy Side of It

S
an Francisco Examiner/April 17, 1898


Chickamauga

San Francisco Examiner/April 24, 1898


War Topics
San Francisco Examiner/May 1, 1898
San Francisco Examiner/May 8, 1898
San Francisco Examiner/May 15, 1898

The War to Date

San Francisco Examiner/May 20, 1898

Surrounding a Fleet

San Francisco Examiner/May 21, 1898


War Topics

San Francisco Examiner/May 22, 1898


A Freak War
San Francisco Examiner/August 7, 1898

Echoes of the War:
​How an Old Man-o’-Warsman
 

Came by Two Historical Letters
San Francisco Examiner/August 20, 1898


Rhetorical Monke-Shines
San Francisco Examiner/August 27, 1898


The Pleasures of Peace

San Francisco Examiner/​September 4, 1898

New "Imaginary Conversations"
​San Francisco Examiner/September 18, 1898

Apocryphal Conversations

San Francisco Examiner/September 25, 1898​

San Francisco Examiner/October 3, 1898

Prattle
San Francisco Examiner/October 30, 1898
San Francisco Examiner/November 6, 1898

San Francisco Examiner/November 20, 1898

​San Francisco Examiner/November 27, 1898

San Francisco Examiner/December 4, 1898

San Francisco Examiner/December 11, 1898

San Francisco Examiner/December 18, 1898

San Francisco Examiner/December 25, 1898


1899


Prattle

San Francisco Examiner/January 1, 1899
San Francisco Examiner/March 19, 1899​

Our Task in the Pacific:
Some Plain Words About the Philippine War

​San Francisco Examiner/June 25, 1899

Kipling Fighting Putnam
San Francisco Examiner/July 2, 1899

The Writer Folk
San Francisco Examiner/.July 9, 1899

War Topics
San Francisco Examiner/July 23, 1899


​Ingersoll, The Dead Lion
San Francisco Examiner/July 30, 1899

A Voice from the Tomb
San Francisco Examiner/August 6, 1899

The Passing Show
San Francisco Examiner/August 6, 1899
San Francisco Examiner/August 13, 1899
San Francisco Examiner/August 20, 1899

Immortality and Reincarnation​
San Francisco Examiner/August 20, 1899

​The Passing Show​
San Francisco Examiner/September 3, 1899
San Francisco Examiner/September 10, 1899

1900

Administration's Philippine Policy 
Voiced in Congress​

San Francisco Examiner/January 10, 1900

The Survival of the Fittest
San Francisco Examiner/January 14, 1900

Enemies of the Canal Fail
​San Francisco Examiner/January 17, 1900

The Passing Show
San Francisco Examiner/January 28, 1900

British Soldier Shows His Fighting Qualities

at Spion Kop Battle
San Francisco Examiner/February 3, 1900

The Passing Show
San Francisco Examiner/February 4, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/February 25, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/March 4, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/March 11, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/March 18, 1900

San Francisco Examiner/March 25, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/April 1, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/April 8, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/April 15, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/May 6, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/May 13, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/May 27, 1900

Ambrose Bierce Says:

Public Opinion is Responsible for Many Fallacies
San Francisco Examiner/June 1, 1900

The Passing Show
San Francisco Examiner/June 3, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/June 10, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/June 17, 1900

We Should Hold 
Minister Wu Ting-Fang as a Hostage
San Francisco Examiner/June 23, 1900

The Passing Show

San Francisco Examiner/June 24, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/July 8, 1900












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Ingersoll, The Dead Lion
San Francisco Examiner/July 30, 1899

A Voice from the Tomb
San Francisco Examiner/August 6, 1899

The Passing Show
San Francisco Examiner/August 6, 1899
San Francisco Examiner/August 13, 1899
San Francisco Examiner/August 20, 1899

Immortality and Reincarnation​
San Francisco Examiner/August 20, 1899


​The Passing Show​
San Francisco Examiner/September 3, 1899
San Francisco Examiner/September 10, 1899

1900


Administration's Philippine Policy 
Voiced in Congress​

San Francisco Examiner/January 10, 1900

The Survival of the Fittest
San Francisco Examiner/January 14, 1900

Enemies of the Canal Fail
San Francisco Examiner/January 17, 1900

The Passing Show
San Francisco Examiner/January 28, 1900

British Soldier Shows at Spion Kop Battle His Fighting Qualities
San Francisco Examiner/February 3, 1900

The Passing Show
San Francisco Examiner/February 4, 1900

San Francisco Examiner/February 11, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/February 25, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/March 4, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/March 11, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/March 25, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/April 1, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/April 8, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/April 15, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/May 6, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/May 13, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/May 27, 1900

Ambrose Bierce Says: Public Opinion is Responsible for Many Fallacies
San Francisco Examiner/June 1, 1900

The Passing Show
San Francisco Examiner/June 3, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/June 10, 1900
San Francisco Examiner/June 17, 1900

We Should Hold 
Minister Wu Ting-Fang as a Hostage

San Francisco Examiner/June 23, 1900

The Passing Show
San Francisco Examiner/June 24, 1900

San Francisco Examiner/July 8, 1900


1902


For the Canal
New York American/April 8, 1902

For Secretary of Something
New York American/April 16, 1902

The Bald Campaigner
San Francisco Examiner/May 10, 1902

Some Needed Words
New York American/May 19, 1902

The Bald Campaigner
New York American/May 31, 1902

The Curmudgeon Philosopher
San Francisco Examiner/June 19, 1902

Concerning One Beslubbered
San Francisco Examiner/July 1, 1902

The Age Romantic
San Francisco Examiner/October 4, 1902

The Eyes of Chowa Maha Vajiravudh
New York American/October 22, 1902

The Nations That Drink Too Much
San Francisco Examiner/November 6, 1902

The Crime of 1902​
San Francisco Examiner/November 22, 1902

The Man and the Bird
​New York American/December 11, 1902

Venezuela as a Regrettable Phenomenon​
​New York American/December 16, 1902


1903


A Social Nuisance

San Francisco Examiner/January 18, 1903


A Gifted Millionaire

San Francisco Examiner/May 27, 1903


Habitual Criminals and What to Do With Them

San Francisco Examiner/June 11, 1903


The Curmudgeon Philosopher and What Ails Him

San Francisco Examiner/August 10, 1903


1904


The Passing Show

San Francisco Examiner/March 6, 1904

San Francisco Examiner/March 13, 1904


1905


The Views of One

San Francisco Examiner/July 6, 1905

​San Francisco Examiner/October 23, 1905

San Francisco Examiner/October 24, 1905


1907


Small Contributions

Cosmopolitan/February, 1907

Cosmopolitan/August, 1907


Small Contributions: The Writer Folk

Cosmopolitan/September, 1907


1908


Small Contributions:

The Rise and Fall of the Aeroplane

Cosmopolitan/October, 1908


If Reform Reformed

Cosmopolitan/December, 1908


1909


Small Contributions: The Writer Folk

Cosmopolitan/January, 1909




"For years and years California’s position on the Chinese question has been conspicuously contemptible. We have been imploring Congress to save us from ourselves—to avert from our undeserving heads the consequences of our own selfishness. We have prayed that the Chinese might be kept away from us, in order that we might not hurt ourselves by employing them. Within the past fifteen years I have myself repeatedly submitted, with all due deference, that we need not employ them nor purchase of them if we did not wish, and that we merited no outside assistance so long as we did. Others spoke to the same effect, but we were a feeble and unheeded few. 
       "All eyes were turned to Washington, all hopes were centered in Congress. It is not surprising that the relief we got was grudgingly given, for our sincerity was open to disproof. If there had been no Congress to help us we should long ago have helped ourselves. But for our own apathy and greed there would not be today enough Chinamen in California to carry a lightweight Polish refugee into the Board of Education."


 "Prattle," The Wasp, April 3, 1886 


        Mr. George R. Sims, writing in the London Referee, wants a short and convenient name for the offense known as “traveling in a class of railway carriage superior to that for which the defendant had taken a ticket.” It is a ludicrous fact that the offense has never had another name, nor is it quite easy to invent one off-hand. I should like to know what it is in Volapuk. We have in this country certain clumsy phrases which might advantageously be condensed into single words. For example, to “join in the holy bonds of wedlock” might become to “jedlock.” The society editor would be spared much labor if he could say of the unhappy couple that they were “jedlocked,” or “lemaltared,”—the latter word meaning, of course, “led to the matrimonial altar.” Many of the ordinary reporter's favorite expressions could be treated in the same practical fashion. The familiar “much-needed rest” would become simply “mest.” The “devouring element” would be “delement,” and have done with it. When it was, as it so frequently is, necessary to say that something “reflects great credit” on somebody, the verb “to refledit” would serve an honorable and useful purpose. Instead of writing of a man freshly dead that he was “much esteemed by all who knew him,” we should say that he was much “estewed.” By such simple and rational devices as these the language would be notably improved, and an account of a dog-fight in the street, instead of occupying three columns, could be compressed into two, and space saved for the preliminary maneuvers of another dog fight.  


"Prattle"

San Francisco Examiner

September 25, 1887 

1868

​​​​​​

Confessions of a Weak-Minded Man

San Francisco News Letter/March 7, 1868


Confessions of a Weak-Minded Man--No. 2

San Francisco News Letter/March 14, 1868


​​​​Confessions of a Weak-Minded Man--No. 3

San Francisco News Letter/March 21, 1868


Letters from a Hkdhoite--No. 1

San Francisco News Letter/April 4, 1868


Letters from a Kdhoite--No. 2

San Francisco News Letter/April 11, 1868


Letters from a Hdkhoite--No. 3

San Francisco News Letter/April 18, 1868


Religious Intelligence

San Francisco News Letter/April 18, 1868


Letters from a Hdkhoite--No. 4

San Francisco News Letter/April 25, 1868


Original Aphorisms

San Francisco News Letter/May 23, 1868


The Vanity of Fame--An Eastern Tale

San Francisco News Letter/June 6, 1868


Letter from a City Missionary

San Francisco News Letter/August 15, 1868


Interior Items

San Francisco News Letter/October 10, 1868


Letter from an Ass to a Fool

San Francisco News Letter/October 10, 1868


A Midsummer's-Day Dream

San Francisco News Letter/October 24, 1868


Earthquake Items

San Francisco News Letter/October 24, 1868


The Aborigines of Oakland

San Francisco News Letter/November 7, 1868


A Scientific Dream

San Francisco News Letter/November 14, 1868


The Town Crier

San Francisco News Letter/December 5, 1868

San Francisco News Letter/December 12, 1868

San Francisco News Letter/December 19, 1868

San Francisco News Letter/December 26, 1868


1869


The Town Crier

San Francisco News Letter/January 16, 1869

San Francisco News Letter/January 30, 1869


Webster Revised

San Francisco News Letter/January 30, 1869


Graveyard Gossip

San Francisco News Letter/February 6, 1869


The Town Crier

San Francisco News Letter/February 6, 1869

​San Francisco News Letter/February 13, 1869

San Francisco News Letter/February 20, 1869

San Francisco News Letter/February 27, 1869

San Francisco News Letter/March 6, 1869

San Francisco News Letter/March 13, 1869

San Francisco News Letter/March 20, 1869

​San Francisco News Letter/March 27, 1869

​San Francisco News Letter/April 3, 1869

​San Francisco News Letter/April 17, 1869

​San Francisco News Letter/April 24, 1869

San Francisco News Letter/May 1, 1869


Interior Items

San Francisco News Letter/May 8, 1869


Across the Continent--[By Samboles]

San Francisco News Letter/May 15, 1869


The Town Crier

San Francisco News Letter/May 15, 1869

San Francisco News Letter/May 22, 1869

San Francisco News Letter/May 29, 1869


Laps

San Francisco News Letter/June 5, 1869


Cleopatra's Nose

San Francisco News Letter/June 5, 1869


The Town Crier

San Francisco News Letter/June 12, 1869

​San Francisco News Letter/June 19, 1869

​San Francisco News Letter/June 26, 1869

San Francisco News Letter/July 3, 1869

San Francisco News Letter/July 10, 1869

San Francisco News Letter/July 17, 1869


"News Letter" Aphorisms--By Our Special Philosopher

San Francisco News Letter/July 24, 1869


The Town Crier

San Francisco News Letter/July 24, 1869

​San Francisco News Letter/July 31, 1869

​San Francisco News Letter/August 7, 1869

San Francisco News Letter/August 14, 1869


A Dark Conspiracy

San Francisco News Letter/August 21, 1869


Letter from Mud Springs

San Francisco News Letter/August 21, 1869


The Town Crier

​San Francisco News Letter/August 21, 1869

​San Francisco News Letter/August 28, 1869

​San Francisco News Letter/September 4, 1869


Letter From Red Dog

San Francisco News Letter/September 4, 1869


Academical

San Francisco News Letter/September 11, 1869


The Town Crier

​San Francisco News Letter/September 11, 1869

​San Francisco News Letter/September 25, 1869

San Francisco News Letter/October 2, 1869

San Francisco News Letter/October 9, 1869

San Francisco News Letter/October 16, 1869


Un Ballo

San Francisco News Letter/October 16, 1869


Letter from Scoundrel Gulch

San Francisco News Letter/October 23, 1869


The Town Crier

San Francisco News Letter/October 23, 1869

San Francisco News Letter/October 30, 1869

San Francisco News Letter/November 6, 1869

San Francisco News Letter/November 13, 1869


1871


The Town Crier

San Francisco News Letter/July 1, 1871


1872


Letter from London

Daily Alta California/July 22, 1872

Daily Alta California/July 28, 1872

Daily Alta California/August 17, 1872

Daily Alta California/October 21, 1872

Daily Alta California/October 25, 1872

Daily Alta California/October 26, 1872

​Daily Alta California/October 30, 1872


1878


Prattle

The Argonaut/July 20, 1878


1881


​The Devil's Dictionary

The Wasp/July 1, 1881


Prattle

The Wasp/July 1, 1881

The Wasp/July 8, 1881

The Wasp/July 15, 1881

​The Wasp/July 22, 1881


1886


Prattle

The Wasp/January 2, 1886

The Wasp/January 9, 1886


The Devil's Dictionary

The Wasp/January 9, 1886


Society Notes

The Wasp/January 16, 1886


Prattle

The Wasp/January 23, 1886


Long-Felt Wants

The Wasp/January 23, 1886


The Discalfted Cow

The Wasp/January 23, 1886


An Imminent Calamity

The Wasp/January 23, 1886


Prattle

The Wasp/January 30, 1886


Our Medical Column

The Wasp/February 6, 1886


The Devil's Dictionary

The Wasp/February 13, 1886


Science on the Half-Shell

The Wasp/February 13, 1886


Prattle

The Wasp/February 20, 1886


Our Interior Contemporaries

The Wasp/February 20, 1886


Society Notes

The Wasp/February 20, 1886


The Devil's Dictionary

The Wasp/March 6, 1886


Prattle

The Wasp/March 6, 1886

The Wasp/March 13, 1886

The Wasp/March 20, 1886


Society Notes

The Wasp/March 20, 1886


The Document in the Case

The Wasp/March 20, 1886


Prattle

The Wasp/March 27, 1886


Uncommon Occurrences

The Wasp/April 3, 1886


Prattle

The Wasp/April 3, 1886


Judging a Judge

The Wasp/April 10, 1886


Society Notes

The Wasp/April 17, 1886


Prattle

The Wasp/April 17, 1886

The Wasp/April 24, 1886

The Wasp/May 1, 1886


The Devil's Dictionary

The Wasp/May 1, 1886


Some of Our Societies

The Wasp/May 1, 1886


Interior Items

The Wasp/May 1, 1886


Prattle

The Wasp/May 8, 1886

The Wasp/May 15, 1886

The Wasp/May 22, 1886


[Editorial]

The Wasp/May 29, 1886

The Wasp/June 5, 1886

The Wasp/June 12, 1886

The Wasp/June 19, 1886


The Devil's Dictionary

The Wasp/June 19, 1886